"I am the vine, and you are the branches..."

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Sarcastic thoughts on Pop Lyrics

"I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man…yes I am, yes I am, yes I am…"

Oh really? I really didn’t believe you when you said that the first three times, thanks for the confirmation. Can you sing that a few more times just so that I’m absolutely sure? Kaythanksbye.

"Wanna kiss you like Prince…"

Erm, no thank you.

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But blessed are those who trust in the Lord,
and have made the LORD their hope and confidence.
They are like trees planted along a riverbank,
with roots that reach deep into the water.
Such trees are not bothered by the head,
or worried by long months of drought.
Their leaves stay green
and they never stop producing fruit.
Jeremiah 17:7-8

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lazy girl.

Who wants to play another exciting round of a game I like to call “How Long Can Kristen Avoid Folding Her Clothes!?!”

Basically it goes like this: every day that you can make it without folding them, you get a cookie. Am I rewarding myself for my laziness? Perhaps. But cookies.

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