thebeautifulbranches

"I am the vine, and you are the branches..."

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On making the dog a Facebook page…

We listed his status as “it’s complicated” because, you know, being fixed and all he probably would have trouble building a stable relationship.

My friend, Josh, went “Am I hearing you saying that injured veterans who come back sterile can’t be in a relationship?” My roommates nodded in agreement. 

"No, I’m saying that it’s not that he can talk with a lady dog, all they could do is sniff each others’ butts! That’s not a lasting connection."

Sara inturrupts, “that’s a connection, Kristen.”

Josh says, “See? I’m right!!”

"SOME BITCHES WANT KIDS, OKAY?!?"

Haile, Josh, and Sara bust up laughing and I win that conversation.

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Sarcastic thoughts on Pop Lyrics

"I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man…yes I am, yes I am, yes I am…"

Oh really? I really didn’t believe you when you said that the first three times, thanks for the confirmation. Can you sing that a few more times just so that I’m absolutely sure? Kaythanksbye.

"Wanna kiss you like Prince…"

Erm, no thank you.

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But blessed are those who trust in the Lord,
and have made the LORD their hope and confidence.
They are like trees planted along a riverbank,
with roots that reach deep into the water.
Such trees are not bothered by the head,
or worried by long months of drought.
Their leaves stay green
and they never stop producing fruit.
Jeremiah 17:7-8

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