We listed his status as “it’s complicated” because, you know, being fixed and all he probably would have trouble building a stable relationship.
My friend, Josh, went “Am I hearing you saying that injured veterans who come back sterile can’t be in a relationship?” My roommates nodded in agreement.
"No, I’m saying that it’s not that he can talk with a lady dog, all they could do is sniff each others’ butts! That’s not a lasting connection."
Sara inturrupts, “that’s a connection, Kristen.”
Josh says, “See? I’m right!!”
"SOME BITCHES WANT KIDS, OKAY?!?"
Haile, Josh, and Sara bust up laughing and I win that conversation.
Trying to recreate my first day of school picture from kindergarten for my last first day in college…polka dot dress, over-exagerated smile and all. #firstdayofschool #obviouslyexcited #ihavefrontteethnowthough
I spy…a SUPER excited dog.
"I’m a man, I’m a man, I’m a man…yes I am, yes I am, yes I am…"
Oh really? I really didn’t believe you when you said that the first three times, thanks for the confirmation. Can you sing that a few more times just so that I’m absolutely sure? Kaythanksbye.
"Wanna kiss you like Prince…"
Erm, no thank you.
All the time… I don’t even realize I’m not speaking!
This guy. #lovehim #boulder
It’s a little hot outside. #summer #squirrelsofcsu